|You Are a Henna Gaijin!|
You’re not Japanese, but you wish you were!
You can use chopsticks with your eyes closed, and you’ve memorized hundreds of Kanji.
You even answer your phone “moshi moshi.”
While the number of anime videos you’ve seen is way higher than the number of dates you’ve been on, there’s hope.
Play the sexy, mysterous gaijin, and you’ll have plenty of Japanese meat.